Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
My vagina is officially offended.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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