WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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