I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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