question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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