At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
My bed is full of blood and feathers
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Randomize
