i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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