youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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