sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
