Porn is love you can see.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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