I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Randomize
