So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
it's great music for shaving your balls
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
