Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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