I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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