I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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