is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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