It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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