I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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