I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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