just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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