Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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