Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Randomize
