Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Is this like a preordered booty call?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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