Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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