My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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