I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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