Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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