do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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