This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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