I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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