I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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