Cold hands, warm shart.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i will never coherently bang her
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
True strength comes from lack of pants
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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