Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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