so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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