it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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