i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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