No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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