I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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