the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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