Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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