I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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