We got so high we made milksteak
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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