They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
