There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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