so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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