Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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