People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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