My first STD was from a foam party
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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