is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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