it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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