how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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