apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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